Hey Jackass World,

                 This is the best website in the world because we are kids that want to be like the Jackasses on Jackass and Jackass 2...  We are a group of about 7-8 middle schoolers that do these crazy stunts like smoke lots of stupid stuff, we play with fire, and much more beyond your perverded and retarded mind.

                 The main people of Jackass: The Net Generation are Omar Leon Bustamante(filmy), Bryan Martinez(lighty), Robert Lee Keller(hobo), and Hector Villalba(Hairy). Most of you will later find out that the 4 of s are stupid jackasses and retards by the stuff we do, but we one day will die with the pride to say," I was a the next generation of Jackass"